FAQ
SWEAT SHOP FREE Our production facility is sweat-shop free but we do get sweaty. But we promise not to get it on the shirts. Hey -get over it!
SHIPPING We ship USPS (the freaking postal service) because it keeps the cost down to get our stuff to you quickly and cheaply.
RETURN POLICY None -PERIOD! You bought it and you did the right thing. If you have bought the wrong size, or whatever, then it was meant for you to give it to someone you love, like, or someone towards whom you may have ambiguous feelings. If there is a real problem, like we screwed up (highly unlikely), you may petition our Court of Appeals. We do not have sympathy or a policy of appeasement. It's just a tee shirt for crying out loud!
PRIVACY Who are you anyways? I don't know you and won't admit that I know you to anyone else. We don't share information because we don't have any. We hope this has been uninformative.